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March 22 2017

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navalenigma:

aggressively southern gay

derpcakes:

There are characters you like but then there are characters you end up thinking about in the middle of the night with a cosmic ache in your chest because they resonate with you so much

kamalakhan:

this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”

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qhelet:

mmmskulljuice:

slug: hmmm…
plant: *chawmp*
slug: ah I see. no thank you.

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen

I love slugs they can survive a lot and slime there way out of so much

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ghettablasta:

Millennials should be really cofused

candyredterezii:

When Bob Ross says, “Let’s have a little fun/get crazy” you KNOW he’s gonna drop a motha fuckin’ TREE on that BITCH.

pisshets:

The fact that when they first tested the nuclear bomb they thought that there was a possibility it could set the atmosphere on fire and end all life on earth but still set it off anyway is a testament to the fact that we are only alive via dumb fucking luck

isabellaphant:

tophatfloof:

rosalui:

karnsway:

memecucker:

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

kehinki:

god i love people who refer to anything as an adventure. 

“wanna go on an adventure?” *goes to mcdonald’s for ice cream at 1am*

kitfisto:

rainbow road represents the struggles and hardships of lgbt people

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bumble-bhee:

I found a cat in my bed

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rafael-barbae:

This was just what I needed today.

lilttlekingtrashmouth:

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

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yorkiepug:

thetrippytrip:

where is the mode where i don’t have to see any straight people then

@sussexbound

March 21 2017

efftrinket:

princeowl:

listening to mumford and sons always makes me wish I was a horse

swarnpert:

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers

female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

saltfishandbake:

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

agendershittyknight:

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agendershittyknight:

not to toot my own horn but im an okay person sometimes

not to brag but some people like me and tell me i am their friend

not to be that guy but i can adequately perform several mundane, marginally important tasks

okay to reblog if you want to show off that you too are a person who is barely competent in possibly more than one way

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