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August 06 2017

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s8ans:

robert is shady but in the way where he probably provides ur daughter with weapons behind your back 

imanes:

not to be fake deep but when some people say they love you but don’t show you any love they mean they love themselves through you in the most selfish of ways they just want your attention with nothing in return and leech off your energy for their own egotistical purposes so if you feel like you’re being played that way get away from them!

Stop the idea that German and Russian are harsh and ugly languages

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cristinterrill:

kathrynroseksk:

dead

I mean, yes, this is funny, but mostly I’m just struck by how AMAZING language and its capacity for evolution and elasticity is. This would be incomprehensible to an English-speaker living in any other time.

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thegoombs:

sixpenceee:

A baby pangolin riding on its mother’s tail.

@revscarecrow
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weavemama:

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

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bright-witch:

I am crying omfg

eatglitterglue:

half of rome was burnt down during the funeral of julius caesar and honestly if my funeral isn’t that lit i’m gonna be pissed

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thesirentrick:

Hey, guys, I’m reopening commissions!

I’m opening commissions so that I have an income so I can save up to buy myself a new binder before the school year starts up again as my current one is really worn out.  Overall I’m trying to build savings so I can get out of my current situation and (hopefully) be able to go to college.

My commissions are done as either sketch, or paintings and my rates for both are listed above (in the images) and here below:

Sketch (No color) - Bust ($8), Half body ($12), Full body ($14).

Sketch (Color) - Bust ($12), Half body ($16), Full body ($20)

Paintings (Greyscale) - Bust ($18), Half body ($24), Full body ($30)

Paintings (Color) - Bust ($20), Half body ($26), Full body ($32)

Payment is done through Paypal in USD, and you have the option of a digital or traditional commission.

To commission me you can contact me at snkyhkynen@gmail.com, or simply message me here on Tumblr.  If you are unable to commission me it would really help if you would signal boost this post as that really helps me get the word out. You can also buy me a coffee!

Thank you! I hope you have a good day!

nahiri:

der-hornmeister:

nahiri:

everyone in the world was an absolute dumbass until 1781 when kant invented thinking

Too bad he couldn’t invent something to cover up that massive forehead of his

you just annihilated the entirety of western philosophy with that sentence

June 26 2017

itsrockatansky:

stanleykubricky:

Male writer: This female character that I’m writing has a deep dark secret.

Male writer: Something so horrible that she can’t tell a soul…

Male writer: This female character has literally the saddest back story anyone could ever imagine and no man could ever love her because of it and she cries herself to sleep every single night because she’s such a monster.

Male writer: She’s……………… infertile.

#you can say joss whedon it’s okay

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bananahomo:

csevet:

thespiandipper:

allthemuches:

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

they are in fact married for real

out of all the explanations, two gay husbands making a gay art piece was defiantly not on my list  

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official-contrabassoon:

official-contrabassoon:

If you don’t play bassoon reblog this because it applies to you too

THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE REBLOGGING SAYING THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS MAKES ME HAPPY. NON MUSICIANS SPREAD THIS SHIT. DON’T KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS? GOOD!

gwynndolin:

terriamon:

gwynndolin:

terriamon:

pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.

we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza 

tomato a fruit

blocked

you can block me but you can’t block the truth

how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read

awkwardyunyoo22:

raven-madness:

ixhadbadxdays:

alexangery:

honestsister:

fundeadasylum:

dement09:

alexangery:

Works for comics and art as well.

…this has the opposite effect.

instead try;
I love you
*generic keysmash*
h OW DA RE
*lavish praise*
*inside fandom joke*
*quote fave part* *more generic keysmashing*

you. i like you

Also, the favorites:
1) DID I SAY YOU COULD HURT ME LIKE THIS?!?;?!;
2) DONT HURT MY BABY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
3) why must you hurt me this way
4) WHY IS THIS A CLIFFHANGER?! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT I NEED TO KNOW
5) This made me cry/squeal/giggle/wake the dead with my laughter
6) I almost woke my family laughing at ___ part
7) I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS AU UNTIL YOU POSTED THIS
8) this is so cute I’m dying
9) and (writer’s name) strikes again!
10) I had to reread this bc it’s so good and I love it
11) I wish I could like/heart/kudos this more than once
Like, seriously guys, freak out with us and you’ll have us wrapped around your little fingers.

This is so true! A lot of the time, I get stuck in a writer’s hole. But whenever I get a comment like the above ones, it makes me want to write more!

GUYS! THIS IS CHEATCODE FOR MORE!!! SIGNAL BOOST 😱✨😂

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wartortles:

IM SCREAMING

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