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June 26 2017

itsrockatansky:

stanleykubricky:

Male writer: This female character that I’m writing has a deep dark secret.

Male writer: Something so horrible that she can’t tell a soul…

Male writer: This female character has literally the saddest back story anyone could ever imagine and no man could ever love her because of it and she cries herself to sleep every single night because she’s such a monster.

Male writer: She’s……………… infertile.

#you can say joss whedon it’s okay

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bananahomo:

csevet:

thespiandipper:

allthemuches:

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

they are in fact married for real

out of all the explanations, two gay husbands making a gay art piece was defiantly not on my list  

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official-contrabassoon:

official-contrabassoon:

If you don’t play bassoon reblog this because it applies to you too

THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE REBLOGGING SAYING THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS MAKES ME HAPPY. NON MUSICIANS SPREAD THIS SHIT. DON’T KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS? GOOD!

gwynndolin:

terriamon:

gwynndolin:

terriamon:

pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.

we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza 

tomato a fruit

blocked

you can block me but you can’t block the truth

how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read

awkwardyunyoo22:

raven-madness:

ixhadbadxdays:

alexangery:

honestsister:

fundeadasylum:

dement09:

alexangery:

Works for comics and art as well.

…this has the opposite effect.

instead try;
I love you
*generic keysmash*
h OW DA RE
*lavish praise*
*inside fandom joke*
*quote fave part* *more generic keysmashing*

you. i like you

Also, the favorites:
1) DID I SAY YOU COULD HURT ME LIKE THIS?!?;?!;
2) DONT HURT MY BABY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
3) why must you hurt me this way
4) WHY IS THIS A CLIFFHANGER?! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT I NEED TO KNOW
5) This made me cry/squeal/giggle/wake the dead with my laughter
6) I almost woke my family laughing at ___ part
7) I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS AU UNTIL YOU POSTED THIS
8) this is so cute I’m dying
9) and (writer’s name) strikes again!
10) I had to reread this bc it’s so good and I love it
11) I wish I could like/heart/kudos this more than once
Like, seriously guys, freak out with us and you’ll have us wrapped around your little fingers.

This is so true! A lot of the time, I get stuck in a writer’s hole. But whenever I get a comment like the above ones, it makes me want to write more!

GUYS! THIS IS CHEATCODE FOR MORE!!! SIGNAL BOOST 😱✨😂

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wartortles:

IM SCREAMING

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the-golden-ghost:

whatamievensaying:

annabellioncourt:

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.

Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

I actually like the “throwing clothes at it” better cause now I’m picturing Grandma stomping out of the house at 3 AM in her slippers, arms full of clothes and facing down this horrible, snarling beast.

And then she just starts flinging clothes at it like “GODDAMN IT JEFFERY IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING YOU GET YOUR PANTS ON AND COME BACK INSIDE RIGHT THIS MINUTE”

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batchygyo:

blue-bower:

bugcthulhu:

meglyman:

Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans

darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands

‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“
“NO”

i cant control my hand suddenly

June 15 2017

ettadunham:

me: this whole concept of ~soulmates~ is so damaging, you can be happy with so many people throughout your life and sometimes the best you can do in a failed relationship is to let it go, that person isn’t THE ONE, no one is, everything in the media about romance is so fucked up on so many levels–

fic: *soulmate au*

me:

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bandtshirt:

go off hubert!!

The tooth fairy is fae propaganda

araxoolie:

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body

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shitcray-aint-it-jay:

jackson-dies-at-the-end:

nevaehtyler:

bellaxiao:

destinyrush:

He was obviously asking for it. You can tell he secretly wanted it.

WHAT WAS HE WEARING THO??? + HE SHOULD HAVE JUST RUN

he didn’t ask not to be hit so yea 🤔

Bats will be bats.

We need to teach him not to mess with bats, obviously the bat is the problem

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

endoplasmic reticulum


follow for more cell facts

supermansbuttocks:

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

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